Sunday, April 27, 2014

nothing makes me sadder than having a place to eat and take a shower when my boyfriend doesn’t
he has to sleep at work, on the desks
it’s fucking cold and he can’t take a warm shower
i hate everything about this life

Thursday, February 27, 2014

just my luck
i said hi to this REALLY CUTE girl on the app and she was like omg you’re bi and don’t want anything serious just like meee!!! add me on facebook and then she has this really cute boyfriend and they love each other and she is REALLY PRETTY and i don’t wanna get involved with her at all because she has a boyfriend but 
i have a boyfriend too
and she is too pretty to exist
and i hate everything why did i go looking for trouble i have enough problems

Monday, February 24, 2014

hi i miss you so much even though i haven’t talked to you in literally 3 months and hey look at all these things i bought in new york on that trip i din’t tell you about!!!!!!!! ah btw i’m doing this via whatsapp not in person like a dECENT HUMAN BEING because i’m too busy fucking my mother’s ex-boyfriend to come see you


Tuesday, February 18, 2014

i want weed and to fuq my boyfriend and also girls i don’t know where to get the first and the latter

Monday, February 17, 2014

flirting with girls is more difficult than i thought
i’m used to not even having to do anything and men leading the conversation and just being silly slobbery dogs in general
girls are difficult man
what do i do

Sunday, February 9, 2014

the prettiest, coolest girl i started talking to has deleted her profile :((((( i’m more upset than i should be

Friday, February 7, 2014

is posing with your tongue out the lesbian equivalent of a dick pic

so far i’ve been more successful with girls on this app than with men when i had okcupid
they’ve been more respectful too

can billie joe not be in new york city when my ex-friend is traveling there today for the second time and i’m here trying not to jump into a pool of sulfuric acid?

Monday, February 3, 2014

my aunt is sick but she lives on the other side of the city so my parents are going to move back there to take care of her
they’re going to enroll my brother in a school there

we moved where we are now less than a year ago and we used to live where they want to move back to
living here i have to take a bus for more than an hour to get to work and before that it was a bus, two trains and a 30 minute walk

moving back to that shithole is going to ruin my whole life again like AGAIN i’ve moved so many times in the past 3 years years i cant do it again i cant keep living with my parents and i cant afford rent atm and they dont give a shit and i’m going to sound insensitive if i complain because “”“we’re doing this for your aunt bc she needs our help”“” GET HER A FUCKING LIVE-IN NURSE JESUS I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE i really need help or advice or something because this time i’m not gonna make it